Neanderthal Harness

Neanderthal Harness — Red for FILTH

This isn’t your grandma’s harness. The Neanderthal Harness is all about rugged, raw, and ready to rumble — wrapped in red houndstooth that’s as sharp as your moves. That front D-ring? Perfect for those who know how to handle their business without asking twice.

Made to fit like a damn glove, this harness is your partner in crime for owning every moment — from the dancefloor to the afterparty.

• Deep red houndstooth nylon straps built tough

• Stainless steel D-ring for grip and flair

• Fully adjustable to lock in your perfect fit

• Hardware options: Silver, Gold, Gunmetal — take your pick

Measurements needed: shoulder-to-shoulder, shoulder-to-chest, and chest circumference. No slipping, no sliding — just pure control.

Get ready to turn heads and get a grip on the party — the Neanderthal is waiting.